Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her True Sexuality

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her True Sexuality

Okay. I’m reading this article, “Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her True Sexuality”. Why would I be reading such an article? I’m really not interested in someone  else’s sexuality…… She could be straight, lesbian, bi-sexual, asexual, etc. and it doesn’t change or effect one thing in my life. One moment please……Nope, not one thing, thinking thru this, not even an erection whatever her sexuality might be.

So, why did I read this article. Entertainment. I have an inquiring mind and I like to be entertained.

I had something all the different I was in the course of writing when this article caught my attention. And besides there isn’t much to read other than the gruesome happenings of this world. Besides, Gwyneth is easy on the eyes.

Anyway, back to the article “Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her True Sexuality”. Now this is an article about the article, I think. A summary article of the article???

Why are we interested about anyone’s sexuality except our own and our partner(s)? Sorry, back to Gwyneth.

Quoting Gwyneth, “We have this idea that you can’t be a mother and a businesswoman and like to have sex! How is an intelligent woman a sexual being?”  Gotcha huh!!!  I bet this just sends your hormones into a frenzy….men and women alike!!  The ‘boldness’ of that statement….  It’s like WOW!!  Allow me to continue her pattern of thought (she had to ‘think’ this before saying it, right?) she continues, “It’s really hard to integrate those things. Like, ‘Gwyneth has sex? Really?’ It doesn’t seem to go together.”

Yep, that’s her opening quote in the article that I’m reading via Fox News….(I could be reading about Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, or the other guys…I chose Gwyneth). It really grabs you and holds you on the edge in anticipation. Because soon, “Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her True Sexuality”!

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Her True Sexuality

Hang in there.

The article further on mentions that she’s dating someone since she and Chris’s ‘uncoupling’. They’re keeping me in suspense. Not much longer now.

The articles BIG finale quote, this from Gwyneth, “You have to let go of old ideas, old resentments. You have to put the kids first, which I think people have the idea of that, but then oftentimes, you struggle with it.” End of Article from Fox News.

Me, I still grasping at the……I’m not sure what!!!  I’m not so sure what I just read. What about the ‘SEX’! part please!!!  Tease!! Is this article Fox News Fault…..or is it Gwyneth?  I’m not sure what she’s ‘Un-ing’ here.

So, I’ll be back later with the original post I was working on before getting sidetracked with this.

P.S. If you didn’t get a chuckle out of this, think of the absurdity of leading the reader into the article and not addressing the title of the article. My mind, made it fun. But, then, that’s me.

Peace, Love, and Beaches,


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